no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
Daniel Radcliffe is starting to look like Tommy Wiseau!